Good afternoon. This is Sean with a very important public service announcement: Never play with markers! There is a chance you could fall victim to a condition known as Pink Unibrow. This condition is known to remain for up to two days even in cases in which the irresponsible individual plays with washable markers.
Another plausible risk of playing with markers is the humiliating experience of being called Unibrow Red Beard by your siblings. Avoid this at all costs.
Thank you for attention to this very important announcement. Remember, color on paper NOT people. That is all.




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