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A Public Service Announcement

Good afternoon.  This is Sean with a very important public service announcement:  Never play with markers!  There is a chance you could fall victim to a condition known as Pink Unibrow.  This condition is known to remain for up to two days even in cases in which the irresponsible individual plays with washable markers.



Another plausible risk of playing with markers is the humiliating experience of being called Unibrow Red Beard by your siblings.  Avoid this at all costs.

Thank you for attention to this very important announcement.  Remember, color on paper NOT people.  That is all.

Comments

Brad said…
I'll be sure to pass the message along. No one would want to be red unibrow or redbeard.
Chelsey said…
I'm not sure who that last comment said I was, but it was me. I think I was signed into my fake blog that I play around with to learn how to post better.
Debbie said…
Amen! I am having trouble with Tyler marking himself or the walls. I have even banned markers in the house but I still find his name on the walls with pencil. IT is nice to know others love to color themselves too.
Angie said…
Sean looks so funny and cute. Sarah fell victim to red beard a few days after your public service announcement. If only she could read. Her siblings have become accustomed to seeing her with marker on her face and didn't comment.