Kids Crack Me Up

I have collected these tidbits over the past year or so—funny things the kids have said or done. 

As I was driving the kids somewhere, I overheard Brooklyn and Sean talking about their future parenting plans. Brooklyn wants to name her kids Duke and Dante. Sean wants boys named Peter and James.

Makayla was talking about being excited to be married and decorate her house. Brooklyn interrupted with, “Um, you have to date somebody first.”

Gavin “squeaked” in his pants.

Gavin and Brooklyn were playing bad guys. Gavin wore the red Power Ranger uniform and called himself  Fire Man. Brooklyn’s uniform was black and blue and she called herself  Water Ma’am. 

Every time Gavin hears somebody say the name Peter, he exclaims Peter walked on water!

Gavin said, "Look at the clouds mom!" I looked and said, “Yea, they’re really pretty.” He said, “No, they are not pretty. They are funny!” And I said “Yep, funny clouds.” (I wasn’t really listening). In frustration at my lack of laughter he said, “Just look at their faces!  They’re so funny!”

Gavin made up a game called Jolly Ranchers on our most recent family trip. You take turns saying what you like. I said, “I like Dad.” Rick said, “I like to kiss Mom.” Gavin said, “I like when Mom kisses me.”